GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we gotta chat about the real scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more than just watching. It's a whole vibe. You got your regular match, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! One time when that skater went barreling into the boards, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. And